good thing we have a dishwasher this year
Ryan’s family is really WASP-y. It’s rubbed off on him [to his subconscious dismay]
hahahaha Vampire Surgeon
The other day I was walking through the city with my best friend and someone tried to stop me to “tell me all about Planned Parenthood” and my immediate response was “No thanks, I’m gay.” I think the ladies in front of us were less than amused.
Tim Howard, absolute monster
i fucking did it
I should do this with @mynameisverobri
i cry every time. so beautiful.
me comforting others
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
1984 is here and now
this is too 1984 to be real
Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”
I’ll meet you in the bed chamber, Richard III